Dating an emo
Your song: "Carry This Picture" Adam from Taking Back Sunday is a regular at the diner you serve at, and one day you find him scribbling some clever line on a decidedly clever napkin.You get to talking (talking forever) about his music until it becomes clear: you actually have a good feeling about this.William Beckett from The Academy Is is all about having a good time, but will treat you as more than a checkmark on a bedpost.He kisses you like an overdramatic actor and in this case, that actually works for you.Con: You know that fashion contentious quasi-conductor hat she always wears? Why wouldn't you want to date someone who records your relationship and cements all your memories in the form of poetry that you can save for the rest of your life?You know why it smells like old vinegar and gives her dandruff? Make sure she buys her headwear firsthand or you both might just get lice. It’s cute and quirky and kinda of Michael Cera-ish, but he’s not quite as awkward. You’ll fill a box with it, reread it with your grandchildren, or, if nothing else, get a really good laugh at it 40 years from now.Cons: He thinks he is an American Appeal model and is currently in a vegan phase, not for the sake of animals or his ethics, but because it makes him super skinny.Plus, Jonathan Safran Foer just wrote a book called “Eating Animals," which your emo pretend he's read because it makes him seem more interesting.
You’ll get to be that annoyingly cute couple that holds hands the whole time or sways butt to stomach to each and every song. is only carrying around a pack of gum and his copy of “The Perks of Being a Wallflower,” and C. Pro: Your emo is super sensitive and always emoting.Since getting to know your emo, you’ve shared a lot: you’ve traded your thoughts on the indie music scene, swapped Chuck Taylors, and consulted each other when purchasing ironic tees from during study hall. Pro: She enjoys shopping at thrift stores, so she’s a cheap date.All of her birthday and holiday presents will be awesomely inexpensive, while still appearing thoughtful. It’s really flattering when someone likes you enough to write a poem about you, your awesome hair, your contagious laugh, that unique dimple you have, and all that other stuff that makes you irreplaceable.Con: Your emo is uber sensitive and is still not over the squabble you had about the origins of emo music, (she’s never heard of Rites of Spring? You really better hope this doesn’t result in a poem, because it’s not going to be pretty.You're drinking your daily gin and kerosene when Pete Wenz from Fall Out Boy comes up to you and asks you to — what else? Your chill personalities make you the perfect match, and before you know it you're going down, down in an earlier round in this game of love.
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Your song: "Grand Theft Autumn" In the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant, your eyes lock with Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance.